Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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