I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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