You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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