Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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