I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
