stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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