the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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