"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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