i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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