school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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