Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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