You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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