Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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