I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
