I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
