They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This is the high leading the old right now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Randomize
