Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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