Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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