somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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