awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
How's work?
Spinning.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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