So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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