uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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