Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Houston, we have a blender
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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