I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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