there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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