All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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