You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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