Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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