How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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