guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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