Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Randomize
