I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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