Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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