i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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