Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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