He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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