I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
MIDGETS
????
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
