he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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