I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize