You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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