omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
my poor anus
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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