About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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