I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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