Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There's always time for handjobs
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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