i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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