just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she smelled like a LAN party
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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