Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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