Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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