"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
