Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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