all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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