420 ftw
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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