Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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