question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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