me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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