i dedicated my morning wood to you.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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